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    <subtitle>Rolling around your room since eighty-eight.</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>I&#39;m kind of a dumb-ass.</title>   
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        <p>So, I may have mentioned before how I wanted to screen-print a design onto a t-shirt? </p><p>Well, my mom sent me some of her clean panty-hose yesterday (yeah, really -- she even wrote on the envelope that they were clean), so they could act as the screen for this little endeavor. So I decided that instead of studying I would <strong>do it<em>. </em></strong>The process took awhile, man. </p><p>I&#39;m a dumb-ass because I purchased BLOCK PRINTING INK and not the ink for FABRIC. What was I thinking -- I think I was blinded by the brand and instantly thought &#39;oh this is what I need&#39; when perusing Art Mart. So after my labors, and the design is on the shirt, I will never <em>ever</em> be able to wash it because the ink comes right off, and I&#39;m not exactly happy with the placement of the bird. </p><p>Thankfully this weekend I&#39;m heading to Columbia and picking up some proper ink, and a new white t-shirt and I&#39;ll do it again. Correctly this time, and maybe with a stencil instead of panty-hose because I feel that that was unneccesary to use and overly complicated. Next time I&#39;ll take pictures so I can show you all.<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>NBeck presents...</title>   
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        <p><span style="color: #3366ff"><strong><span style="font-size: 1.95312em;">Yep!</span><span style="font-size: 1.95312em;"> I can be a dumb-ass!</span></strong><br /><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #687a86; font-size: 1em;">So, in my day-to-day living I&#39;ve been known to do a number of rather stupid things! This could turn into a whenever-I-get-the-urge feature of this blog. Aren&#39;t you excited!? Okay. Here are the first two...</span><br /></span></span></p><p>1. I was cleaning out my closet awhile ago, and at the bottom of my closet I have a number of pairs of running shoes. Probably four or five since I used to run cross country in high school and just never threw the old pairs away. So, anyway, I thought it would be the perfect time to do just that! I go ahead and throw away all but one pair of shoes. Now, skip to the present when I want to go running. I pick up my shoes from my closet and notice that <em>they&#39;re not the same.</em> I had thrown away the right shoe of my newest pair, and all but one left shoe of an old pair! SO I had two shoes that fit the correct feet, but <strong>looked different! </strong>Man did I feel like a dumb-ass!<span style="color: #687a86"><br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">2. I cleaned out my car a few days ago, and had two blankets in my back-seat. I decided to wash them <em>without unfolding them</em>. Ha! Big mistake! Everything was fine through the washer, but when they were finished in the dryer I open the door and find this horrid blue stain on the walls of the dryer and bits of blue rubber stuck to the sides! Turns out that a balloon had MELTED onto one of the blankets, and since I didn&#39;t check the balloon was washed and dryed, which allowed it to smear all over the dryer! Yep! I can be a dumb-ass! (Right now, after furious scrubbing and removing everything but the non-removable stain I&#39;m testing out some stuff in the dryer now to see if any of the blue comes off the walls. I HOPE IT DOESN&#39;T. I have lots of laundry to do before I go away!)</span><br /><span style="color: #3366ff"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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